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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What do you like about McDonald's?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

How do you choose sunscreen for oily skin?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?