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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:22

No way
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
What do you like about McDonald's?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dazzling Royal Diamonds and Pearls to Celebrate Trooping the Colour in London - The Court Jeweller
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
How do you choose sunscreen for oily skin?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?